thepurplekoala:

Never Mind the Buzzcocks S28E01 - September 29th!

thepurplekoala:

Never Mind the Buzzcocks S28E01 - September 29th!

danregal:

Life is full of laughter when you have a scarf on your hat.

danregal:

Life is full of laughter when you have a scarf on your hat.

fredericka-mercury:

Cross out everything you’ve ever done:

  • Had a beer
  • Smoked an entire cigarette
  • Done drugs
  • Written on a bathroom wall
  • Read a George Orwell book
  • Had a physical fight
  • Used Twitter
  • Listened to Lady Gaga
  • Been in a car accident
  • Gotten suspended
  • Gotten expelled
  • Been allergic to something
  • Got a computer virus
  • Touched a real gun
  • Had a dog
  • Had a cat
  • Been pregnant
  • Camped out
  • Swam in the ocean
  • Wore a bikini
  • Driven a car
  • Been sent to the principal
  • Ever liked someone
  • Failed a class
  • Failed a test
  • Went to summer school
  • Got worse than a D
  • Got A’s and B’s
  • Read an entire book
  • Recorded my own music
  • Had an xbox
  • Worn heels more than 3 days in a row
  • Wore fishnets
  • Wore skinny jeans
  • Hated someone
  • Been cheated on
  • Cheated on someone
  • Practised Christianity
  • Worn makeup
  • Lied to my parents about where I was going
  • Had surgery
  • Had my license
  • Attempted suicide
  • Self harmed
  • Worn coloured contacts
  • Painted my nails black
  • Broken someone’s heart
  • Had my heart broken
  • Cried for an hour straight
  • Lost something very valuable
  • Got separated from one of my parents as a kid
  • Broken a bone
  • Gotten stung by a bee
  • Eaten something bad/expired
  • Threw up from being so drunk
  • Saw someone throw up from being so drunk
  • Danced with someone of the same sex
  • Owned an ipod
  • Owned an iphone
  • Fell for a best friend
  • Stole a friend’s significant other
  • Went far away from home for more than a week
  • Moved out
  • Ran away
  • Had a job
  • Been fired
  • Lied to a friend
  • Lied to a family member
  • Had a Facebook
  • Posted a video on Youtube
  • Started a rumor about someone
  • Talked bad about someone
  • Deliberately failed a test
  • Been skinny dipping
  • Counted to a million
  • Counted to a thousand
  • Ate rabbit meat
  • Ate duck meat
  • Had fast food
  • Been to Church
  • Been to Canada
  • Been married
  • Had a divorce
  • Broke a glass
  • Hugged someone today
  • Texted someone today
  • Received a phone call today
  • Threw something out of the window
  • Ignored a text from someone on purpose
  • Wished you were somebody else
  • Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them
  • Been to a concert
  • Seen your favourite band live
  • Met a celebrity
  • Met your favourite band
  • Own more than 10 CD’s

somanythingstobeobsessedwith:

Just think of it as advice from a wise, old, hammerhead shark music producer, to a slightly younger… backward man, such as yourself

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voidbat:

jqqqq:

i suppose you could say seymour did it…… for the vine

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GET THE ACTUAL AND ENTIRE FUCK OUT OH MY GODDDDD

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