“I’m not happy about this, you know…”
Oh, but I am Howard. The subtext makes me very happy.
Howard interrupts his and Vince’s sex marathon to go buy more condoms even though Vince has assured him that two virgins can’t each other a STD
He’s not just getting johnnies! He’s also getting knee pads and helmets. Howard Moon believes in safe sex.
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE YOU BOTH TO THE MOON AND BACK.

Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride